In a sensational news which has quickly become an Internet buzz, Artie Lange has been hospitalized following an attempt of suicide. Page 6 of New York Post reports that Lange stabbed himself nine times in an apparent suicide attempt.

Artie Lange is an American actor, comedian, radio personality and author. Lange is most notable for replacing Jackie Martling on The Howard Stern Show, and for being an original cast member of the sketch comedy series MADtv. Lange co-wrote a book with Anthony Bozza, titled Too Fat to Fish.

On January 2, 2010 TMZ.com had reported that Artie Lange was rushed to a local hospital in New Jersey for undisclosed reasons. A representative for Lange had told TMZ: “I can confirm that Artie is in the hospital. Artie has chosen to keep all information on this matter between him and his doctor. There will be no further comment.” Lange has been absent from “The Howard Stern Show” for the past few weeks.

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By Ritesh Agarwal

All you Rob Patz fans out there, here’s something interesting for you that I have, hopefully, managed to come up with! Robert, as all you gals would agree, is a drop-dead stunner and oozes ample sexiness and charm for all his devoted fans to go week in their knees. Let’s animate the man; shut your lashes for a moment and try to visualize him as an animal. Which animal can he be transformed into? Well, I have piled up 3 choices for the Robbie-in-an-animal-avatar:

   1. Basilisk snake - If you are a ‘Twilight’ fan, then chances are; you must be a ‘Harry Potter’ fan as well and in that case, I needn’t explain what’s a Basilisk snake. But for the ignorant or forgetful ones, it’s a mythical snake, eye-to-eye contact with whom immediately kills the gazer. Now, as Robert has this hypnotic, mesmerizing and killer-eyes that can, virtually, slay all women; I thought the title of ‘Basilisk’ befits him. May be, the guy should start wearing sun-glasses everytime he goes out amongst his frenzied ladies.

   2. Royal Bengal Tiger - Now, with a robust built, black-striped golden body, powerful, skull-crushing jaws and a menacing roar that paralyses each and every soul around, Tiger is, unquestionably, the sexiest animal roaming around. And the most ferocious predators are the big cats from Sunderbans (India). So, on the sheer merit of its sexiness and hunting-skill, the Royal Bengal Tiger is the only animal that matches the killing instinct of Robert Pattinson to whom zillions of ladies fall prey each day.

   3. Vampire Bat - This mammal comes closest to his screen-character Edward ‘vampire’ Cullen as this animal, too, thrives by sucking blood from its preys. Plus, it is a much-feared animal and remains cloaked in myth and mystery, absolutely, true to its name.

So, dear readers, which animal do you think personifies our Robert Pattinson! You can pick your choice from the above-stated creatures or you can take a walk into your own fanciful world of thoughts and name some other beast that deserves to be entitled ‘Robert Pattinson of the Animal Kingdom’

The views expressed here are those of the author and do not necessarily represent the views of the Channel.

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There is a lot of buzz about Mitch Fatel’s comedy and the topics which he chooses which include ‘Inverted nipples’ etc. Mitch Fatel is a stand-up comedian in New York and he has recently released ‘Mitch Fatel Is Magical’ DVD, which had premiered on Comedy Central.This DVD Mitch Fatel is Magical is currently one of the top 100 selling Stand up DVDS on Amazon.

Fatel performs regularly at the famed Comedy Cellar. He has performed on the Late Show with David Letterman and Late Night with Conan O’Brien and worked as a correspondent on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. In 2006 Mitch took home honors as the “Best Stand-Up Comedian” at the Aspen Comedy Festival says wiki.

The review of Mitch Fatel is Magical here says that the theme of the DVD is Anatomy -Human anatomy and how Fatel can tie it in to sex. He’s really good at tying it in to sex.

More details and news about Mitch Fatel can be accessed by visiting his website here.

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Blame Madonna and no one else as it is reported in contact music that the orphanage in Kondanani, Africa from where she brought home Mercy James, her adopted daughter last year.

There are many strings attached to the tale of not getting enough donations. First of all it is assumed that Madonna has handed over a huge donation to the orphanage and therefore many potential donors have turned their back now thinking that the organization must be having huge sums!

Secondly the organizers have insisted that she did not hand over a huge donation, according to Britain’s Daily Mirror newspaper.

One worker told reporters, “We find it a day-to-day struggle to survive. Some days we don’t even know if there will be enough food to feed the babies.

Donors are not giving because they are under the impression Madonna paid us vast amounts of her money”. It’s a very difficult situation indeed. God knows how this people will come up with it.

Moreover Head of the orphanage, Annie Chikhwaza, adds: “I was never offered a penny. I did not expect any either.” Madonna also adopted son David Banda from another Malawian orphanage in 2006.

This is becoming a very serious issue for the Material girl and we just hope that she will definitely find a way and come out with a solution. All the very best Maddy. 

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Lindsay lohan is in India on a mission. She is doing a documentary for BBC, which is actually an investigation on human trafficking. But, amusingly, it is being ridiculed by all forms of media. One of the main reasons being, it is made by the BBC 3, which has got few other documentaries, like My Man Boobs and Me, F*** Off, I’m Fat, & Freaky Eaters etc, to boast off. Also, the great career graph of Lohan is another reason for this mockery.  So everyone is assuming it as another faux pas in Lohan’s career.

But, Lohan’s version is different, rather indifferent. She is quite enjoying working with “Bachpan Bachao Andolan”. Though BBC 3 office keeping a mum on the issue, but she is giving us all the fodder. On Wednesday, she tweeted from India- “Over 40 children saved so far, within one day’s work, this is what life is about . . . Doing THIS is a life worth living!!! Oh, and I’m talking about being in India.” Another entry reads “”Trafficking is a big issue here; I’m (doing) what I can.”” We can see that that it is a good experience for her, despite it being ridiculed by the tabloids. 

It is not the first time she is on such mission. Few were planned in past, but it’s a different thing that they never worked out. In 2007 she was supposed to go to Africa on a project of American Red Cross, and before that, in 2006 she even tried to visit Iraq.  

Well, it seems like BBC has taken a responsibility to save the starlets whose career is showing a downward motion. Let’s hope that it helps the children in India and also the Freaky Friday star.

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Brad Pitt seems exuberant with the fact that his wife, the pouted lip, Angelina Jolie who bagged the title for “The Icon of the Decade” is not acting in the sequel of Sherlock Holmes.

It is reported in www.imdb.com that the actor is “very interested in taking on the role and happy they aren’t considering his kick-ass partner Angelina for the part.” As stated by an insider. What could have been the reason for his happiness?

Brad Pitt on the other side will be playing the role of professor James Moriarty who is a fictional character and the arch-enemy of the detective Sherlock Holmes in the fiction of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. Widely considered to be the first true example of a supervillain, Moriarty is a criminal mastermind, described by Holmes as the “Napoleon of Crime.” Doyle lifted the phrase from a real Scotland Yard inspector who was referring to Adam Worth, a real life model for Moriarty. As he is depicted as Holmes’s greatest enemy, Moriarty is the most notable antagonist of the entire franchise.

Director Guy Ritchie thinks that Brad is one of the most underrated actors of present time. But his presence in the sequel will be a treat to watch, revival of Professor James Moriarty in all new shades.

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Robert and his sister have been the talk of the town since they were spotted on the streets of London. Reports and photographs from Radar Online showed Robert having a stroll with his sister Lizzy. But may we ask what went wrong with him? What we mean is…guys, have you seen his weird ‘werewolf’ beard!!!

Robert’s photographs were flashed in different websites where he was seen sporting a new look with facial hair. He was seen wearing a blue jacket on a brown t-shirt and a pair of blue jeans. He had a black woollen cap to go with his attire. He might be carrying the look to bluff the paparazzi but we genuinely felt it shabby!

We beg your pardon Robert, but didn’t you think about what your girlfriend might? (We assume Kristen had seen the pictures!) We are sorry to say that the way Robert was dressed was anything but classy! It was far away from stylish and we can’t even call it casual. Might be ultra-casual?!!!

The only one reason which strikes us is that he might have tried to fool the media with his new disguise. The hunk, who has always tried to be elegantly dressed in suits and crisp white shirts, has this time shocked the whole world with his untidy look! And there has to be some concrete reasons for it. We assume, for our feel-good factor, that whatever look he sported was just for camouflage and certainly not to be taken seriously!

But, we pray Robert…please shrug off the scruffy look and come back as the forever handsome hunk we are used to seeing…

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The mother of six children has bagged the title ‘Icon of the decade’ for herself! The poll was conducted by Superdrug, the second largest health and beauty retail chain in the United Kingdom.

Now what could have made Jolie so famous to snatch the top slot? Well, it’s her famous pouted lips, thick hair which looks like a valley flowing from a mountain and a strong character which is envied by so many women.

Can anyone guess who got the second place? Well, get ready to hear this folks because its none other than Jennifer Anniston, her husband’s Ex-wife. She might be very happy for this and Anniston must be fuming by now.

Steve Jebson, Commercial Director for Superdrug, said: ”Angelina Jolie is not a conventional beauty but her strong character shines through her fabulous features to give her a unique standing in the beauty world.

”It’s worth noting that while everyone talks about Angelina’s pout we find that its her long thick lustrous hair that really makes British women envious, as well as a figure made for red carpet posturing as quoted in www.telegraph.co.uk

The first 20 women who bagged the title are:

1.Angelina Jolie 2.Jennifer Aniston 3.Kylie Minogue 4.Catherine Zeta Jones 5.Cheryl Cole 6.Scarlett Johansson 7.Keira Knightly 8.Beyonce Knowles 9.Liv Tyler 10.Halle Berry 11.Kate Winslet 12.Myleene Klass 13.Kelly Brook 14.Nigella Lawson 15.Kate Beckinsale 16.Megan Fox 17.Eva Longoria 18.Joanna Lumley 19.Holly Willoughby 20.Charlize Theron

How many of you think that Angelina is the well deserving candidate for the title?

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Celebrities find it difficult to manage between their work and family. Sometimes it leads to grave consequences as profession comes midway to their family. But this 44 year old actress knows how to manage family and career together and wonder what she gives family more priority than anything else.

The Blue Lagoon, actress Brooke who is a mother of two children Rowan, 6, and Grier, 3, gives ample time to her kids. Now what does she do, when she is home with them? She said that “I either knit…. because she loves to knit or play Cordy,”. “Cordy is this app – it’s a jungle game – and I’ve been knitting my kids blankets….. On this last movie I did, I did two blankets….Wow! That’s really great, and I became an expert at this game….”Why will you not, after all “Practice makes a man perfect.” Isn’t it?

Brooke is running smoothly with husband Chris Henchy, who has been a priority for the star. They tied knot in the year 2001. Let’s see what she quoted earlier regarding love and children “Love can produce the children, but it has nothing to do with the raising of the children. I grew up thinking, ‘Oh, that’s it. All I have to do is fall in love.’ You may think love will change everything, but it really is different with children. Children don’t necessarily bring you together, they challenge you.”

Bringing up children is not at all easy. You should know the art of handling them. You have to be a perfect mother and a father to raise them perfectly. It’s a joint effort.

She will be seen in her upcoming flick Furry Vengeance. Here’s wishing the actress all the very best for her film. Rowan and Grier should feel lucky that they have got a mother like Brooke. We can say that this is a live example of a happy family.

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While it is common knowledge that super rich socialite Paris Hilton is given up to numerous indulgences which at times even borders on the out- worldly (and her brush with Pop could be one of them!) scarcely could we have bargained for this pretty - spoiled lady to go under the knife…….for her ‘boobs’!

Ain’t driveling Folks! For real.

Being the cash - rich socialite that she is, it’s hardly a surprise for Paris to keep gracing dos and getting caught out by the lenses, but there has been a marked or rather a telling difference in the way the lady has been carrying herself off – late, one which wouldn’t have escaped the notice of the keen watchers.

The lady has indeed off- late been going around sporting a bigger pair of tits than what she was previously merited for and the girl (not unintentionally!) has been calling attention to her newest physical acquisition.

Well, we for one have never made fun of the girl for her original ‘pint – sized’ pair so one does wonder as to what would have prompted this filthy – wealthy socialite to suddenly go under the knife.

Unless of course she is best by her latest whim….to do a Pam Anderson (boob wise we mean!)

Got any guesses…..folks?

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