Dear Ms. Lohan,
We, from NewsXonline.com, wish you a wonderful vacation in the jail. Hope all your co-mates profit by your wise humanitarian sermons, which you deliver so generously nowadays, and you regale them with your great histrionics, once they get fed up with your wonderful sermons. We would, however like to give you one advice (and of course, you need not thank us for that!). Do keep on crooning nastily and flaunting your ‘holy’ fingernails at your own risk! We suggest you can treat the juvenile inmates of your ward (if there are any!) to this song we have specially prepared for you.
DING DONG BELL,
LOHAN’S IN JAIL,
WHO GOT HER IN?
HER NASTY DRIN-KING,
WHO GETS HER OUT?
WELL, NO ONE’S THAT STOUT,
WHAT A NAUGHTY IDEA WAS THAT!
TRYING TO CAUSE HER ‘DISRESPECT’
HAS SHE E’ER DONE US HARM?
FLAUNTING HER NAILS IS HER ONLY CHARM!
HOPE SHE GETS A ‘BAIL’,
AND KEEPS ON FLAUNTING HER ‘HOLY’ FINGERNAIL!
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very beautifully written
…the poem realy scores for lohan’s activities……..