For those of you who tuned in every episode like tele zombies to witness the shenanigans of a rambunctious Rakhi Sawant and are already re scheduling your activities to accommodate the matrimonial escapades of the infamous Rahul “Maha”jan, let us put a maniacal twist to the tale.
How about the Swayamvar of an ordinary girl…..not very interesting you say?? Well hold on just a few seconds more I implore you. Won’t you stay and greet the prospective grooms?? We welcome candidate number one: From the nostalgic streets of Delhi, Shahrukh Khan. Applause please! Not to be outdone candidate number two: Abdul Rashid Salim Salman Khan…popularly called Sallu mia. Ladies no cat calls and wolf whistles. Save some for our third man…..the multi talented, Aamir Hussain Khan!
Yes you heard..er read right people. The girl might not be a celebrity but her suitors sure as hell are and you the readers need to help her decide who should she should drive into the starry night with…in a very expensive Merc I assure you. But these hunks are all taken na,you are dying to say that. Don’t be a spoilsport, can’t we sacrifice such a minor detail for the sake of entertainment!!?
Now who is going to make the best hubby, no box-office rat race, no competition to judge who has more abdominal packs…we need to decide who is the ultimate dream man..the prototype Mills and Boon hero of a middle class lass.
Shahrukh no doubt is the box-office badshah. But Aamir has some phenomenal hits under his belt including critically acclaimed works like Taare Zameen Par and Lagaan which earned him an Oscar nomination. As for our Salman, he may not be tops where histrionic ability is concerned but he is capable of pulling out a Hum Apke Hain Kaun from the debris of debacles like Yuvvraaj and Hello Brother.
Where looks are concerned, the competition is tough like no other can be. Salman is a regular demi-god, adjudged by People magazine to be the seventh most handsome man in the world, Shahrukh is the cynosure of a million female eyes and Aamir with his post Ghajini body can make any woman swoon.
Loyalty…..ah that’s a good one. Aamir has been to the altar twice, Salman needs to keep an altar permanently booked all year round at the rate at which he changes his girlfriends…and standing tall is the family man SRK, still very much in love with and faithful to childhood sweetheart Gauri. He has a definite edge there.
Now lets move to the SQ, spending quotient for the uninitiated, and we have a clear cut winner. Salman is renowned for his magnanimity and his tendency to gift people costly Rolex watches and his leading ladies Vanity vans. But SRK and Aamir are seriously loaded too. To the tune of thousands of crores. For those lazy bedroom conversations, Aamir will be a treasure. The dude is a sea of knowledge and by far the most uniquely talented and accomplished of the trio.
This is getting very discombobulating friends. No woman can make up her mind when the choices are all so delectable. We think Pappu of next door will be much better no? Atleast we can decide at one shot whether or not we he can dance sala!!
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